The most freaky and enjoyable objects to use as a sex toy or dildo

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February 5, 2020

Some people think of trying different positions or roleplaying with sex toys when other people think in completely different directions. They look around and wonder how that would feel inside. Let’s talk more about what you can and cannot use as a sex toy or dildo.

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Safety first

What we don’t want is for you to get hurt. So before we are going to talk about different objects, let’s set some ground safety rules.

Before even thinking to try any other object than a sex toy or actual dildo, ask yourself three main questions.

  • Can this object cause infection or transfer any bacterias to my body?
  • Can it break easily?
  • Can I get injured with it?

If at least one of those answers to questions is “yes,” put that thing away because most likely, you can end up embarrassed at the emergency room.

No matter what, do not forget about simple safety such as condoms. First of all, even if you wash veggies or fruits, there is still a chance of getting a yeast infection. Condom still doesn’t protect you 100% but the chances to get bacteria are way less.

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Objects to use as a big dildo from around my house

What can you use as a dildo

Technically you can use anything as a dildo if the shape and size of it are similar to the real thing. We found objects that you can get around your house to use a dildo or a sex toy. Enjoy!

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House hold items to use as a dildo

Household objects for penetration

Here we are putting all main objects that seem like a real penis or dildo for you to try. Don’t forget to use condoms and stay safe!

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Most typical choice to use instead of dildo

Banana

Banana is one of the most popular fruits to use as a dildo. Most of us like bananas, meaning you can always find one in your fridge. It has a shape that most dildos and vibrators that help you to reach the G-spot. Sounds exciting.

Yet, on the other hand, here are some safety tips for using a banana as a dildo. First of all, never use it peeled. It can break in pieces and stay in your very hospitality vagina environment. We don’t need that. Always wash it before using, and a condom is a must here. The easiest factor that could lead to infection is sugar. Banana has it naturally so be aware as condoms do not give 100% safety guarantee.

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Add cucumber into your sex life same as you add it to your salad

Cucumber

Cucumber seems so attractive to use. The huge size of it can help you to experiment on what you can take inside, and that it would feel like. It is long and straight, what’s here not to like.

Any good side though can have it’s bad. Let’s still keep in mind that cucumber is a vegetable that grows on the ground. That could lead pesticides that are spread all over it while it’s growing. Simple water might not work to get rid of all the bacteria. Some suggest to put it in vinegar for 10 minutes, but vinegar can burn your vagina skin. Wash it well and use condoms.

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Carrot is great for trying anal little by little

Carrot

Carrot has not that much a penis shape some would say. We say — exactly! Carrot is on this list because it looks like anal beadings. You can start with a tiny part and move to a more thick part slowly, inch by inch.

Don’t pick carrot with a too sharp ending as it could ruin the condom and hurt you. Try to pick a more round-shaped tip to get the most from that vegetable. As per usual, wash it well.

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Thick and long zucchini can get you the pleasure you need

Zucchini

Zucchini is thicker than cucumber but not as thick as aubergine. Which makes it perfect if you want to feel fulfilled. It is straight and smooth, and it can bring you joy, the same as any other big dildo.

Before putting it inside though, make sure to wash it well, put on the condom, and use lube to make it easier to take.

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Corn beads can elevate your pleasure

Corn

Corn can be intriguing. All the little seeds shall feel amazing rubbing against your inner skin providing the best service for you to reach the peak and cum. Let’s not forget that it is long and thick as well. The thinner part of the tip also can be used for anal penetration that should make it effortless to start.

Remember to put a lot of lube for this one. Also, do wash it well, there can be a lot of dust and microbes between the seeds. A condom is a must too.

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TV remote can be useful if you are lazy to leave your living room

TV remote

It is time that we move from the kitchen objects to other stuff that we have around the house, such as a TV remote. It also can be used as a dildo for your pleasure. It can come in all different shapes and lengths. Besides, we usually have more than one remote in our house, so you have a choice there same as with your groceries.

We wouldn’t suggest wash it with water as we all know after that it will become useful only for penetration and nothing more. Yet, you should go through simple disinfection before putting on a condom and getting this thing inside. To clean it, use face tonic that has a bit of alcohol in it. Also, before penetrating, use lots of lube.

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Flute can travel with you everywhere

Flute

Flute might not be in every house, but it is quite common and the most popular musical instrument to use for penetration. It is made from steel that is usually cold and can give you that awesome cooling feeling. To get that we would suggest to rub it against your clit first.

Before even touching yourself with the flute, disinfect it. That’s a must to do. Also, don’t forget about condoms and lube. Before penetrating yourself, make sure that the condom fits well, and there are no breaks on it.

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Enjoy your masturbation without sex toys

Objects to use for masturbation

In case you don’t feel comfortable putting household objects inside, for now, it is all good. Let’s see what you can use for masturbation if you by accident forget your remote vibrator at home or just too lazy to get up and get it.

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Heavenly toothbrush joy

Electric toothbrush

That is one of the weird things if you use the same brush for your teeth and pussy. Try not to do that ever. On the other hand, an electric toothbrush is awesome when you travel. It is something you always take with you and maybe you don’t brush your teeth first thing in the morning, but your toothbrush is always near you in case you need it.

The brush can be too harsh for your sensitive clit, so you can use it through panties. Make sure to charge it, so that it won’t go off the minute you are close.

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Back massager can not only destress your back

Back massager

We would never leave the bed or the living room with back massager, honestly. Back massager is fantastic to have somewhere close. Also, it is not embarrassing to buy. Most of us still feel uncomfortable to go to the sex shop, or we are not comfortable if our partner will know that we have some sex toys at home in the top drawer. Back massager is the most amazing cover-up.

Be careful using it on your naked body. All those vibration functions are fantastic but might hurt your clit. Try to use it through training leggings or panties.

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Use electric shaver vibrations against your clit

Electric shaver

An electric shaver is on the top of things that women use to masturbate. The vibrations can be a lot of help while you are shaving legs and have ten extra minutes to spare.

Do not use it with a sharp side. We had to say that just in case. That’s it, rather than that there is nothing more to say but enjoy vibrations.

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Shower is a great way to masturbate

Shower handle

A shower also one of the top masturbation tools. Some women don’t bother themselves about buying any sex toys if they have good shower handle. The last comes in so many variations that you can mix them all at once or pick one for every mood. Here you can also play with water temperature that will add spice.

Masturbating at least once a day you don’t save water and if you have roommates, they might knock on the door and ruin the moment for you.

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Try your mobile device to bring more vibrations to your sexual life

Your phone

Why would you answer someone’s call if that feels so good to ignore them while the phone is between your legs? There are also a lot of options where you can create the vibration tone yourself.

To protect your phone, it is better to use it through panties. And the saddest thing is that phone call will be over soon enough and you would need to press in the settings every time you need the vibration. Not really convenient but still can be fun.

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Face massager can feel amazing

Face massager

This is another great mixture of skin-care and self-care. Face massager will help you to get your skin smoother and what is best for skin? Blood flow. Every time you cum — the blood rushes faster through your body. We call it a win-win situation.

Might want to wash it well after using it either way — especially if you use face cream or lube.

Things you can use for the foreplay

If you are into domination or just like kinky foreplay but none of your toys are with you — here are a few options of what you can use instead of sex foreplay toys.

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Use flip flop as a paddle

Flip flop

Flip flop is more of a male object to use. Besides a good spank, it gives them that dirty domination mixed with humiliation. Better to apply flip flop that you use at home and not outside. No need to bring dirt into the bedroom.

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Hairbrush is awesome substitute of a paddle

Hairbrush

A hairbrush is a well-known household paddle for spanking sessions or roleplaying. It is always a turn on and gives you a good and hard spank.

Though, the only turn off that could happen is that the brush can be all filled with hair. That is nasty and not in a good sexy way. Before offering that to your partner or use it yourself — make sure it is clean.

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Use panties as a gag toy

Panties

Your sexy lingerie can be used not only to create the entire fantasy, but it can get useful once you take it off. You can use your panties as a gag in your mouth or your partner’s or make him wear it on his face to smell your juice. As well as you can use panties to tie someone up. It is hot when your man rips your panties off and tie you up with it.

To the rip-off part, make sure those panties don’t cost a fortune. Get some cheaper but sexy versions of them to your drawer.

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What thing you don’t use as a dildo

When all the above seems safe to use, still, there is a chance where things can go wrong. There is also a lot of other objects in your house that could seem like a good idea, but you under no circumstances can use them.

Remember three questions you have to think of before penetration yourself with the odd object:

  • Can this object cause infection or transfer any bacterias to my body?
  • Can it break easily?
  • Can I get injured with it?
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What is better not to use for penetration or as a sex toy

It is needed to protect you from using stuff that can get you hurt or get infected. Sometimes we think it is a good idea to use things without condoms or thin glass objects that can break inside, and even physically impossible to fit objects can get us into embarrassing trouble. Here is the list of thing around your house that you don’t use as a dildo or a sex toy.

  • Handle of a screwdriver — not clean at all;
  • Handle of a hammer — wood can leave scratches and splinters that could lead to infection;
  • Baseball bat — it is tough to fit;
  • A candle or a bunch of candles — those are easy to break and get a piece of it stuck inside;
  • Pen or a bunch of pens — it can leak;
  • Popsicle — too sticky and contains a lot of sugar;
  • Stiletto heel — it’s just ouch;
  • Light bulb — it’s too thin glass breaks easily;
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House hold obeject to use as a dildo or a sex toy
What to useHow good it feelsIs it safe
Banana★★★★☆?
Light bulb☆☆☆☆☆
Corn★★★★☆?
Electric toothbrush★★★☆☆?
Handle of a screwdriver★☆☆☆☆
Flute★★★☆☆?
Zucchini★★★★☆?
Shower handle★★★★☆?
Handle of a hammer☆☆☆☆☆
Back massager★★★☆☆?
Baseball bat★★☆☆☆
TV remote★★★☆☆?
Carrot★★★★☆?
Face massager★★★☆☆?
Your phone★★★☆☆?
A candle or a bunch of candles★☆☆☆☆
Cucumber★★★★☆?
Flip flop★★★☆☆?
Pen or a bunch of pens☆☆☆☆☆
Hairbrush★★★★★?
Popsicle★☆☆☆☆
Belt★★★☆☆?
Electric shaver★★★☆☆?
Stiletto heel☆☆☆☆☆
Panties★★★★★?
 

FAQ

Is that okay to use household objects instead of sex toys of dildos?

Yes, it is an okay and quite common thing to do. You need to follow the safety measures to protect yourself, but you can use different objects instead of sex toys.

What if I feel uncomfortable or painful while penetrating myself with an object?

No need to panic, but you have to take it out immediately, and it is better never to try it again. If the pain continues after you plug it out, you should see a doctor right away.

What is the main rule to choose another object to penetrate myself?

You have to make sure that the particular object that you chose won’t hurt you or would cause you any infection.

 

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